Stirling Uni 3 - 4 Glasgow Caledonian

After a dissapointing but tight defeat at Perthshire the previous day this was only one of those things, dissapointing. We had a stronger side out for this match as some of our actual midfielders ahd decided they were capable of playing again, although Smith still hadn't bothered to return from getting drunk in Edinburgh so instead Ben Culham was able to get his wish and have some cameo spells upfront.

From the start of this game our visitors were dominant and soon ran in to a 3-0 lead. Unlike the previous day this did not however spark any sort of comeback from us and although we possibly began playing slightly better we never really looked that threatening. It was a funny game with some seemingly random umpring which saw both teams down in numbers at times but there can be no blame attached to the officials for the result. Later in the game we began to create a few chances but were unable to score which was frustrating particularly given how many corners we won but the result had been put to bed long before and there was no doubt that the best team ran out winners.

In other news:

-This was clearly our worst performance of the season and yes that is why it's also my shortest match report, to be honest with you talking abou the game is just too painful.

-On a day when one of our players got sent off then spent most of the time he was on the pitch rolling round like a big girl and another player managed to trip up over his own shadow, how is that there were no nominations for man of the match, might you be able to answer that Gappy, cunt!

- Yes I am still on a gameface now, a week later

-Can we please, please, please just be better next time boys

And in other news:

-Nothing has happenned this week, everyone was too busy experimenting with this crazy new marvel that is the transistor radio to do anything

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